Flounder and un-Fishbowl Etiquette

Let me be brief. Wait...better yet, let me be blunt. One of my favorite stories that hasn't been killed off by Buddy Lite has to be my fraternity's strategic methodoligy of removing people from the "Fishbowl". The key is the sacred chain of command. You must have Generals as well as Privates. Anyways, long story short, we would send in the underclassmen to sit around the table loaded with cigars a blazing and be abnoxious like only a 21yr old can do. After about 30 - 78 minutes the occupants get pissed off enough to either relinquish the sacred shire or just get the hell out!!! That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Laters